So I went through a box of papers that my mom kept that spanns my ENTIRE LIFE. Like, finger paintings to college report cards, and everything in between. I found a few priceless bits I have to share with you :)

In my preschool diagnostic report, which determined if I was developmentally ready for preschool or kindergarten (my vision and hearing problems concerned my parents, rightfully so):

"It should be noted that in conversational speech, Jennifer frequently will switch the subject matter to a related topic in order to control the conversation."

"Jennifer also demonstrated some tendency to try to control an interpersonal relationship with an authority figure. She demonstrated a variety of methods to maintain control including open opposition and passive non-compliance."

Is it any surprise to anyone that I self-identify as a Slytherin?